The Late Scratch Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.