The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mitchell's stadium. Only over Mitchell.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.