The Committee Backfield Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Mitchell, that's a flag." Mitchell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.