The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mitchell gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.