The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.