The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Mitchell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mitchell's stadium. Only over Mitchell.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.