The Phantom Flag Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Mitchell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Mitchell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.