The Phantom Flag Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.