The Phantom Flag Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.