The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Mitchell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.