The Snap Count Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.