The Fumble Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
- Mitchell gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
75%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.