The Garbage-Time Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mitchell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
80%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.