The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.