The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Mitchell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.