The Garbage-Time Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mitchell is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.