The Phantom Flag Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.