The Phantom Flag Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.