The Stuffed Run Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.