The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
92%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.