The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.