The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.