The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Miller gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
80%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.