The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- CeeDee Lamb
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.