The Hamstring Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.