The Fumble Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.