The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.