The Stuffed Run Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.