The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.