The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.