The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.