The Hamstring Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.