The Fumble Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
84%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.