The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.