The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.