The Late Scratch Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Miller gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.