The Fumble Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.