The Garbage-Time Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.