The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.