The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.