The Garbage-Time Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.