The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Miller gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.