The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Miller gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.