The Committee Backfield Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.