The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.