The Fumble Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Miller gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
85%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.