The Phantom Flag Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.