The Garbage-Time Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.