The Phantom Flag Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.