The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.